Merry Christmas Eve!

For moku_youbi in the Crazy Elf Wish Exchange. Merry Christmas, everyone. ♥

Title: Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
(Brendon/Spencer | PG-13/R | one-shot | 6800 words)
Summary: Kill Bill meets Pulp Fiction meets about a 1/10 or so of John Grisham’s The Firm. Spencer is a hit man, working for the Deadly Cobras. A certain Brendon Urie keeps getting in his way.
A/N: Big thanks to salire for cheerleading and doing impromptu beta work at 4 AM.

"You're too late again."

Title: Christmas is Overrated, Anyway
Author: fleurdelisee
Word Count: ~3,300
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
POV: 3rd, Ryan centered
Summary: Putting up the tree was the most anti-climactic moment of Ryan’s entire life.
Disclaimer: Never happened as far as I know. If you stumbled upon this by Googling your name (seriously, don't you know it was a bad idea?), please, for the love of everything that's good, go away.
Beta: devilswhore_x
Author Notes: Merry Christmas! It’s kind of bittersweet; definitely not what I had planned but I still love it. Many of the ideas in this come from my wonderful beta, devilswhore_x, who convinced me this idea needed to be developed. I hope you’ll enjoy it!

( Ryan cursed under his breath as he fought with a beat up cardboard box, trying to haul it up the steep staircase of Brendon’s apartment building. )

Title: Christmas is Overrated, Anyway
Author: fleurdelisee
Word Count: ~3,300
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
POV: 3rd, Ryan centered
Summary: Putting up the tree was the most anti-climactic moment of Ryan’s entire life.
Disclaimer: Never happened as far as I know. If you stumbled upon this by Googling your name (seriously, don't you know it was a bad idea?), please, for the love of everything that's good, go away.
Beta: devilswhore_x
Author Notes: Merry Christmas! It’s kind of bittersweet; definitely not what I had planned but I still love it. Many of the ideas in this come from my wonderful beta, devilswhore_x, who convinced me this idea needed to be developed. I hope you’ll enjoy it!

( Ryan cursed under his breath as he fought with a beat up cardboard box, trying to haul it up the steep staircase of Brendon’s apartment building. )

madness

my chemical romance |  ray/gerard  |  pg  |  1019 words

a christmas eve ficlet for your christmas eve. ray and gerard at the grocery store.

written for day 24 of bandom_calendar 

happy holidays!

Our Endless Numbered Days
Jon/Spencer (Pete/Patrick) - NC-17 - 19,000 words

The summer after his freshman year of college, Spencer goes home to Vegas and ends up working at an amusement park. Not quite an Adventureland AU. for foxxcub in the drawn_to exchange.

Glitter-Torn
Jon/Spencer, with Z Berg.
PG-13
5165 words.
"I was so sad this week," Spencer said, not quite daring to look at Jon. "I was so – it didn't feel like Christmas at all."

Glitter-Torn
Jon/Spencer, with Z Berg.
PG-13
5165 words.
"I was so sad this week," Spencer said, not quite daring to look at Jon. "I was so – it didn't feel like Christmas at all."

Title: You're lucky (I don't need your SAT words to want you)
Author: redsnake05
Fandom/pairing: Bandom (The Cab), Cash/Ian (Singer/Johnson, past Cash/Singer implied)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Other content: None
Wordcount: 5761
Summary: Cash sees Ian shirtless in the van and starts thinking things. But he's been down that road with a friend before and isn't going to mess things up again
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and no offence is intended
Author's notes: Written for colouredmango for the rarebandom exchange.


Read it on dw>>>>read it on lj

Dreaming of Places (Where Lovers Have Wings)

Whimsical fantasy gen: Brendon goes on a roadtrip and meets Ryan, thrice. There are moving toyshops and towns made of paper. (Actually, just one of each.)

G | gen | Ryan + Brendon | 2962 words

Many thanks to egelantier who read through this when it wasn't quite completed, and to fictionalaspect who gave me details on small towns and the like. ♥ Title from cannibalized from Sunset Rubdown.

“I wouldn’t know, man,” Ryan shrugs. “It does any moving when I’m asleep, I just wake up and I’m in a new town, I never notice anything in the night.”

Title: Shades of black or Gerard the littlest vampire
Author: alles_luege 
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, but also Frank/OC's, Frank/Mikey
Rating: R
Summary: Frank's life sucks and he is only eight! Then one cold winter evening he meets Gerard and things start to look up, but what Frank doesn't know is that the little boy is a vampire. And with Frank growing up and Gerard not their problems just begin.
A tale about a childhood love that can never be. (Or you know, until magic happens.)
Warning(s): kissing, sex, vampires, mentions of violence
Author’s Notes: Important! This is based on theopteryx 's and shoemaster 's not!fic. I asked if I could write it, they said yes. (So please don't say anything about stealing or plagiarism to me.) I could not fit everything in this story I wanted, so there will be a sequel and I'm working on a piece that tells us about Gerard's past. Even if I tried to tell their story, it still is mine. Everything you don't recognize belongs to me. Also, I used like four sentences 1:1. I did not mark them, but I don't want to take credit for them. Last story from the Advent-calendar.
Word Count: 9.715
Beta: figilio_vampiri  and tygermine  (Thank you both so much!)
Disclaimer: Don’t know, don’t own, not real.

Shades of black or Gerard the littlest vampire

Title: Caught Up in You
Pairing(s): Jon/Spencer
Word Count: 11,540
Rating: PG-13, although there's some porn that veers into R territory
Summary: Harlequin AU. When Spencer heads to Madeline Island, Wisconsin right after Christmas to visit Ryan, who's working at an inn, he's expecting to spend some quality time with his best friend. He's not expecting to fall for the inn's owner.

Written for rossetti in the drawn_to fic exchange.

An almost entirely male free icon post. Enjoy. Also note that I am taking icon requests. Feel free to make one.

[41] Audrey Kitching
[29] Lady Gaga
[7] Metric
[11] VersaEmerge
[2] Keltie Colleen
[32] The Like



kisses on the necks of best friends

Title: Hot mess
Author: alles_luege 
Pairing: gen
Rating: PG
Summary: Friendship fic based on a true story.
“You are totally going to blog about this shit, right?” Gabe asks.
Warning(s): none
Author’s Notes: I wanted to write My Chem fic for today, but then Pete went and got his nose broken and Gabe twittered about it...you do the maths. Title: Cobra Starship.
Word Count: 666 (I don't even know!)
Beta: figilio_vampiri 
Disclaimer: Don’t know, don’t own, not real.

Hot mess

All I Want For Christmas Is You

Frank/Gerard, NC-17, 4,500 words.

In which they are high school teachers, take lots of coffee and smoke breaks, and debate the difference between snow and ice days. And pine.